Thursday, February 14, 2008

A Foodie's Pet Peeve #3



The Coffee Poser.........you know who you are. I won't name any names here to protect the identity of those involved and his identity has been sealed with a mask as this could get vicious.







COFFEE POSER:
1. one who pretends to drink coffee.

2. who tries to drink coffee but with exaggeration

3. Any one who does not follow his/her own ideas of what he/she likes. Following no one set norm makes you real and following no one set norm makes you poser. Poser is governed not by the coffee you drink, but rather by the state of your mind and the conformity to your own beliefs

4. A person who attempts to blend coffee into a specific social group.

You have a ritual..........you fill up your "pink" thermal cup and then let it cool down (WHAT IS UP WITH THAT), you add heaps of sweet n low and flavored syrups, even your little girl vanilla liquid creamer, you even sometimes put an ICE CUBE in it (that is really irritating), you carry it throughout the house for part of the morning eventually leaving it somewhere completely full from the the time you started. Just drink a pop already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't like coffee, just admit it!!!!!!

I LOVE YOU HONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO!
You're a douchebag!
I love you too honey.

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

I love you tooo, thanks for the notes. I just saw the one in the pantry heheheheh. I had to "out" you, doesn't it feel good to be "out" of the closet.

Danielle said...

what I'M wondering about are the waffle cones...