Thursday, April 10, 2008
Autobiographical Picture Story by Chocolate Cupcake with Peanut Butter Frosting
Wet Mixture: sour cream, buttermilk, espresso
Dry Mixture: flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt
Creamed Mixture: butter, sugar, light brown sugar, vanilla
You MUST alternate wet/dry ingredients....starting with the wet in a 3 part increment or the food po po will write your ass a ticket.
Po Po=phucking cops
Cupcake Meltdown=Emotional reaction one has when told cupcakes are not quite ready.
Going in to sunbathe for about 18 minutes on 350...rotate 1/2 way through
Yeah, pretty soon I will be getting a peanut butter facial.
*sick side note....my husband ALWAYS says "penis butter" instead of "peanut butter", what is it with men and their diks??? 41 years old and still acts like Beavis & Butthead.
Nothing but the best for me....all natural....peanuts and sea salt.
1 Peanut Butter Facial: All natural peanut butter, butter, cream, vanilla and powdered sugar
Schmear liberally all over face of the cupcake.
Dunk in Hub's Chopped Peanuts from Virgin-i-a (these are the best peanuts in the world)
Eat one cupcake........proceed
You might as well finish off the other one too.