Sunday, April 13, 2008
WANTED: The person who defaced these cupcakes *Food Reward Offered*
I am in fear of the mistreatment of cupcakes. I found this posted on "someones" blog. I won't name any names to possibly protect the innocent (if you REALLY are). Please be rest assured this matter is being investigated thoroughly by the food po po into whether their is justification in the mistreatment of these cupcakes. Was the recipe really in error or did you just royally mess it up and now these cupcakes have to suffer??????? Please esplain yourself Lucy!
If you recognize these cupcakes and know some information please don't hesitate to call toll free 1-800-FOOD-PO-PO with any tips or leads. There is a food reward of 1 dozen cupcakes.
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Looks just like my garbage can, but since I don't have a kitchen nor a stove-I have an iron clad alibi.
This is the saddest moment. It's like the scene in Gone with the Wind with all the soldiers down for the count.
I'm all about the reward...but the clues are limited. The eggs look pretty run of the mill. Most of the time in these complicated crime scenes at least some part of the evidence is very rare. These are white box eggs and could be found anywhere. There are no crumbs leading away from the can. With an open lid like that, I definitely feel that the culprit lives alone and does not have a tall dog. That weeds out some part of the population. I guess I've done what I am able to do. This is a damn shame.
(sobbing) I confess... I did it. I never intended for anything bad to happen... I set my gas oven to 350 like the box said and put them in for 19 minutes like the box said... I never knew it would come to this.
I'm so sorry. So, so sorry.
Sheeeesh~that was too easy!
HEY-It's Thursday-Have you not cooked anything all week or what???
are you on strike??
What is wrong? I LOVE reading about your yummy food creations - where have you been?? Please don't leave us hanging!!!
Thanks for the messagte on the fridge. At least we now know you are still with us!
That is hillarious!! I love that you posted it.. and that you were able to get a confession!
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