Him: Hey Honey, can I help you with anything??
Me: Nah....oh yeah, go ahead and peel the hard boiled eggs for the steak salads.
Him: hmmm, grabs an egg, tap tap, crack crack crack, tap tap, peel pick peel pick pick pick pick pick *10 minutes goes by*.....water is running....finally the first egg is born.
Me: uh, you aren't done yet.
Him: uh, which do you think peels an egg faster....warm or cold water???
Me: why are you using water?
Him: tap tap tap......crack..........peels egg under warm running water.....finally after another 10 minutes egg #2 is born.
Me: uh, you gonna be done sometime this century??
Him: well you gave me the hardest job in the kitchen.
Me: ARE YOU FRICKIN SERIOUS???? You run a 550+ person facility and YOU are telling ME that peeling 4 hard boiled eggs is the hardest job I could have given you in the kitchen??????? Puhleaze, let us NOT go there.
Him: tap tap tap tap tap tap, crack, crack, crack, tap, tap, tap
He's no Eliot Spitzer BUT he IS mine.......................................
4 comments:
Lol! At least he helps in the kitchen! The only thing mine helps to do is eat the food!
Sticky....uh, he doesn't really, he was just trying to be helpful HOPING secretly I would say NO heheheheh. Hence the "You gave me the hardest job in the kitchen". I am sure next time he will keep his mouth shut hahahah.
Mine knows better than to ask...He lkes to clean the kitcehn but it takes freaking forever I have time to take a bath, dry my hair, make coffee, read emails....and maybe he is done!
haha this is so funny. My partner makes the kitchen look like a nuclear bomb has gone off in the there...and that's just making a sandwich!
*scoff* boys.
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