Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Eggceptional Eggstravaganza





Him: Hey Honey, can I help you with anything??
Me: Nah....oh yeah, go ahead and peel the hard boiled eggs for the steak salads.
Him: hmmm, grabs an egg, tap tap, crack crack crack, tap tap, peel pick peel pick pick pick pick pick *10 minutes goes by*.....water is running....finally the first egg is born.
Me: uh, you aren't done yet.
Him: uh, which do you think peels an egg faster....warm or cold water???
Me: why are you using water?
Him: tap tap tap......crack..........peels egg under warm running water.....finally after another 10 minutes egg #2 is born.
Me: uh, you gonna be done sometime this century??
Him: well you gave me the hardest job in the kitchen.
Me: ARE YOU FRICKIN SERIOUS???? You run a 550+ person facility and YOU are telling ME that peeling 4 hard boiled eggs is the hardest job I could have given you in the kitchen??????? Puhleaze, let us NOT go there.
Him: tap tap tap tap tap tap, crack, crack, crack, tap, tap, tap

He's no Eliot Spitzer BUT he IS mine.......................................

4 comments:

StickyGooeyCreamyChewy said...

Lol! At least he helps in the kitchen! The only thing mine helps to do is eat the food!

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

Sticky....uh, he doesn't really, he was just trying to be helpful HOPING secretly I would say NO heheheheh. Hence the "You gave me the hardest job in the kitchen". I am sure next time he will keep his mouth shut hahahah.

Tartelette said...

Mine knows better than to ask...He lkes to clean the kitcehn but it takes freaking forever I have time to take a bath, dry my hair, make coffee, read emails....and maybe he is done!

Jade Is Green! said...

haha this is so funny. My partner makes the kitchen look like a nuclear bomb has gone off in the there...and that's just making a sandwich!

*scoff* boys.