Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Big Green Dud or Operator Error

Quite frankly the BGE (acronym for Big Green Egg) is pissing me off. I wanted to desperately bake bread in my egg. This is what I have been waiting for. I have been hinting for a year. I love artisinal breads and brick oven pizzas. The BGE was to make all my culinary dreams come true. Now it is just pissing me off. I started at 10:00 pm last night......I had to make a "sponge" for my ciabatta bread that had to proof for 12 hours. At 10:00 am I started the rest of the bread and started the 60 minute rise and then another 90 minute rise. Then I whisk the loaves outside in the 39 degree pouring down rain and get 2 on..........they don't turn out. I think I know my problem. I whisk the other 2 out.........they burn on the bottom. )&^%_+^%#@#?":>{}!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am all out of dough:(
I know it is "operator error" but for now I am going to blame it on the BGDE (big green dumb egg). I will spend the night regaining my composure and I will conquer this 200 lb. beast. It will not defeat me!!! Plus it is too heavy for my husband to return hehehehehehehe.

1 comment:

the Jennings secede from the South said...

You can do it! Just remember, YOU own the big green egg. NOT the other way around.
wise words....