Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Unmarked Vehicles Are a Recipe for Disaster

Our Brink's guy came today to install some EXTRA equipment and showed up in an unmarked truck and was in my driveway (backed in) when I was pulling into the cul-de-sac. Unmarked truck BACKED up to my garage door.......threw my PA redneck ass into rambo mode and I flew in the driveway w/my SUV and blocked him off catty corner so he had nowhere to go but through me. Was ready to start out of the jeep w/a baseball bat and beat his sorry ass when Dana calls on the cell phone stating the brinks guy was waiting in our driveway. I have never been anywhere, where all these businesses use so many unmarked vehicles. Too bad, so sad for them if I happen to lop off their balls w/a turkey pump camo shotgun that Dana and Ben use for hunting. I ain't pissing around no more!


the Jennings secede from the South said...

I love that you blocked him in.

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

Best part was today, when I took off out my back door, in my sports bra, security system blaring after a guy outside my fence digging a ditch (which apparently my husband knew about BUT forgot to tell me). All I saw out my window was a guy on the opposite side of my fence w/a shovel digging in the woods and AGAIN and unmarked truck. It was a PARANOID filled day.

Leah said...

Woulda done the same thing!!!