Tuesday, April 29, 2008

71 Bean Dulce de Leche Heath Bar C-R-U-N-C-H-A Buncha Cream

Starbucks Pikes Place Roast 71 beans steeping in vanilla custard base

Hey Mr. Heath Bar....why don't you stop over *wink* and see me sometime *coo coo* purrrrrrrrrr

Have your Ooompa Loompa beat the FRIGGIN BEEJEEZUS out the heath bars.....if you don't have an oompa loompa you must get one pronto beotch!

Since heath bars have been beaten into submission by oompa loompa, they pour into the churning cream base quite nicely. The oompa loompa can get a bit lippy at times but I guess that is to be expected.

Now dollop globs of Dulce de Leche (homemade of course) all over your churned ice cream and swirl with a spatula.

Shake over more submissive heath bars and put in the deep freeze for a long winters nap or until hard.


Leah said...

That's a cute little oompah loompah I must say.

I gots ta' find me my ice cream maker....I haven't used that thing in ages. Health bar is my most favorite!

k said...

Get OUT!!! THat looks amazing. I wonder if a cattle dog can be made into an oompah loompah? He's relatively short, whiskered and pretty jolly. ??

Lora said...

Does your helper get the first taste? Will he eat anything you fix or do you get "I DON'T YIKE DAT!"

the Jennings secede from the South said...

Oh, your son could be like Paula Dean's sons and make his own cookbook!
He's a cute guy.

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

Leah~if you can't find it BUY ONE!!

K~sounds like you already have an oompa loompa....requirements are
1. short, 2. jolly, 3. (optional) whiskers

Lora~He Don't Wike Dat or Anything else

Jennings~nothing like pimping out the kids for compliments! I feel like Dina Lohan.

RecipeGirl said...

This looks like something I need to make next time I'm really depressed about being fat. I think I might eat the whole thing!!

I want an oompa loompa now.