Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Mmmm Good or Weird Food Fetish????
I purrrsonally did not think there was anyway to ghetto-ize Nutella but our flatlander friends from Ohio have done so. If you are Italian you may want to cover your eyes during this posting. At first I was concerned, skeptical, a little nauseated. How could this be??? How could someone violate an oreo in this manner. I almost felt as though I was watching a snuff film.....I felt dirty and disgusted. It was a train wreck situation where you want to turn away but you can't help but look or eat in this situation. Yes, I am talking about dunking oreo's IN nutella. I apologize for this post.....I realize this is an uncommon siutation. I mean oreo's are not meant to be phucked with in any shape or form. The only allowable anhilation for an oreo is the swirl, lik and dunk. SWIRL, LIK, DUNK PEOPLE!!!! Swirl off the chocolatey lid, lick the creamy white center and then dunk in milk. There is NO OTHER WAY......or is there??? My dude, Joey, violated an oreo right in front of my eyes......he didn't swirl or lik but he dunked......oh my he dunked....he dunked into a jar of nutella and proceeded to stick the whole oreo in his mouth like he was consuming a piece of sushi. I was horrified....but intrigued at the same time. I felt all squishy inside but at the same time I knew this was SO WRONG. After all the jeering and prodding, I gave in like a prisoner after chinese water torture and munched a nutella oreo. I won't say I loved it, but it was tasty. I will file it under 11:30 am pantry raid desperation. I still think SWIRL, LIK, DUNK IS THE ONLY WAY TO EAT AN OREO. Nice try Joey!
Nutella Addendum:VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL….you have to put the Oreo in “Nutella tongue side down” and push the Nutella forward to cover the entire bottom of the Oreo” before eating!