Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Mmmm Good or Weird Food Fetish????



I purrrsonally did not think there was anyway to ghetto-ize Nutella but our flatlander friends from Ohio have done so. If you are Italian you may want to cover your eyes during this posting. At first I was concerned, skeptical, a little nauseated. How could this be??? How could someone violate an oreo in this manner. I almost felt as though I was watching a snuff film.....I felt dirty and disgusted. It was a train wreck situation where you want to turn away but you can't help but look or eat in this situation. Yes, I am talking about dunking oreo's IN nutella. I apologize for this post.....I realize this is an uncommon siutation. I mean oreo's are not meant to be phucked with in any shape or form. The only allowable anhilation for an oreo is the swirl, lik and dunk. SWIRL, LIK, DUNK PEOPLE!!!! Swirl off the chocolatey lid, lick the creamy white center and then dunk in milk. There is NO OTHER WAY......or is there??? My dude, Joey, violated an oreo right in front of my eyes......he didn't swirl or lik but he dunked......oh my he dunked....he dunked into a jar of nutella and proceeded to stick the whole oreo in his mouth like he was consuming a piece of sushi. I was horrified....but intrigued at the same time. I felt all squishy inside but at the same time I knew this was SO WRONG. After all the jeering and prodding, I gave in like a prisoner after chinese water torture and munched a nutella oreo. I won't say I loved it, but it was tasty. I will file it under 11:30 am pantry raid desperation. I still think SWIRL, LIK, DUNK IS THE ONLY WAY TO EAT AN OREO. Nice try Joey!

Nutella Addendum:VERY IMPORTANT DETAIL….you have to put the Oreo in “Nutella tongue side down” and push the Nutella forward to cover the entire bottom of the Oreo” before eating!

8 comments:

Lora said...

How have I lived all these years and missed the "Nutella"? I read the history and see it was created when their was a chocolate shortage. AHHHH,solves the mystery-I've never experienced any shortage of chocolate!

StickyGooeyCreamyChewy said...

Yeah. I have to agree. Swirl, lik and dunk is the ony way for me. There are so many oher great things to dunk in Nutella, anyway. Please don't phuck with the Oreos. SAVE THE OREOS!!!

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

Lora, get some Nutella for pete sake. Dip your pretzels in it, that is what I do.

Sticky, You have become the quote of the week. LOL

the Jennings secede from the South said...

Nutella and Oreos?? Maybe crazy enough to work.... I would dip a grasshopper in nutella and eat it the stuff's so good.

Cakespy said...

Everything is better with Nutella. No, I am not saying "most things". EVERYTHING. From Oreos to carrot sticks to Salmon, everything.

j*amy said...

mmm nutella is awesome! [i also like straight up chocolate frosting on toast...]

Adrian said...

This prompted me to go and buy some Nutella. How have I missed this yummy stuff the past 33 years? Me, my husband and our 3-year-old had a GREAT time deciding what all to eat with it. I don't think I will ever go without again.

Obsessive Foodie or Food Addict....You Decide said...

Adrian~my favorite is with pretzels. I love the salty sweet.