Try doing one of these~
~courtesy of abc yoga
With one of these on each arse cheek~
Taint an easy task let me tell you~
Challah dough from Artisan Bread in 5 Minutes a Day, filled with King Arthur Flour Baker's Cinnamon Filling and then glazed with some cream cheese, powder sugar, cream and a little butter and a splash of maple extract.
Read this in the Titusville Herald~Cherrytree News
Important News About Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... only women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
DUH!!!! Is all I can say